Suspiria trailer

Dario Argento's giallo masterpiece from 1977 "Suspiria" staring Jessica Harper.

Creepy Crawlers! Creepy Crawlers!

Here's an old television commercial for one of my favorite kreepy toys!

1313 Magazine "The Phantom Monster Show" now on sale!

Hey spooks! Our first two issue's of 1313 Magazine are now up on our lulu.com store. If you dig monsters, hotrods, horror, zombies, kasket kuties and all things Halloween than this is the publication for you!
1313's premiere kreepy-krawly spook-takular installment of horrorfying reading experience features a retro monster style front cover featuring Rob Zombie and wife Sheri Zombie Moon as Living Dead Girl painted by Nocturnal's artist/creator Dan Breneton. Plus a back cover zombie art by mad monster-maker David Hartman from Sideshowmonkey.com.

Kreature Features include; Pt. 1 interview with the kreeper himself Rob Zombie on House of 1000 Corpses interviewed by one of the films stars actor Bill Mosley, an article by the queen of Hammer Horror Ingrid Pitt, Baron Shivers from Sol Cal's haunted house surf quartet The Ghastly Ones, Toxic Toons creator Eric 'Unkle" Pigors, Page 13 Ghoul The Ghastly Ones Go-Go Ghoulie Necrobella, the horror of filmmaker Dante Tomaselli, Stop-Motion animator Webster Colcord, the history of Disney's dark ride The Haunted Mansion, a 1313 exclusive Dogwitch comic book by creator Dan Schaffer, gal-eerie of special guest 1313 zombie art pin-up's, plus other ghostly tales of ghoulish delight!

1313's 2nd kreepy-krawly spooked-out installment features a blood-curdling retro monster style front cover and section header's by mad monster-maker David Hartman from Sideshowmonkey.com. Plus, a back cover by Unkle Pigors from Toxictoons.com.

Kreature Features include; The last part to Rob Zombies interview, David Hartman talks about making monsters, madmen and other things that go bump in the night, lords of the Psychobilly scene Mad Sin, the king of hotrod building George Barris, Page 13 kasket kutie Miss Eva Von Slut w/ The Munster Koach, LA's one stop spooky store Halloween Town, production designer TyRuben Ellingson & story board artist Simeon Wilkins talk about working on Hellboy the movie, horror noir comic book creator/writer Steve Niles, putting the "fun" back into funeral's with Gein and the Graverobbers, a gal-eerie of special guest 1313 pin-up's & movie monsters, plus other tales of terror that will give you nightmares for a week!

Rot Zombie T-Shirt!

As you can see, I've been one busy mad monster-maker this week in the old haunted lab making some new monster t-shirts. Here's a new one I like to call "Rot Zombie Cut-Out Halloween Mask", featuring a gruesome zombie head by my good pal David Hartman! Lurk your weary bones over to my Mortuary of Madness right now to buy
your's for only $30, and be the envy of all the zombies in the graveyard!

It's simply spooky!